A bit of clarification for us all! And obviously, not intended to offend and not based on any particular person, rather it's a mish-mash of anecdotes and good old fashioned stereotyping. It's just a bit of fun. Jaysus, calm down.
The Japanese Man English-to-English Translation For Western Women
* I like you – I want to have sex
* I love you – I think I like you
* I want to marry you – I’m not sure where this relationship is going
* I miss you – I’m horny
* Let’s have dinner together – I lost my wallet
* Your hair looks different – I’m embarrassed to be seen in public with you
* Let’s meet on Sunday – I don’t have anything better to do
* Let’s go back to your place – I still live with my parents
* I’m going back to my hometown – My laundry needs to be done
* I’m working overtime – I’m drunk
* I’ll buy condoms later – You’re going to be pregnant before the evening ends
* I bought you a present – give me a present
* I’m listening – I have no idea what you just said
* I’m tired – stop talking
* Some people say I look like Brad Pitt/Tom Cruise – I secretly wish I wasn’t Asian
* You’re beautiful – you look like Kate Moss/Cameron Diaz/Catherine Zeta-Jones if she were standing in a really dark room with a Scream mask on
* Sorry, I’ve been busy – Who are you again?
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Monday, 29 November 2010
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